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Before the next superpowered assault is upon us--does anyone else have former ties to the mob, drug cartels, or corporate mercenaries to disclose to the rest of the class?
( Tanya. )
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[11 Aug 2010|08:27pm] |
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( Scott. )
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[06 Jul 2010|10:48pm] |
If you were all waiting with bated breath--well, you'd be cold and rotting, but for those of you who breathed in the interim, I've reached my personal conclusion. In the interest of science, of course.
As a woman-turned-man, I've found that while I experienced a better orgasm during masturbation, I'd have to say that women experience a more full-body result during intercourse. But by all means, if you've an experience of your own to share, do. One data point can't possibly be enough to close the case on an entire project, and of course, my results might have been biased by my own inexperience in being a man.
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[04 Jul 2010|10:23am] |
Fascinating.
Oh, I mean, blah blah, whose fault is it this time that we've been cast into some other tremendously ridiculous situation. I'm horrifically tired of asking that question, as you might imagine, so my energy will be focused on exploring this unique opportunity. As you all needed to know, I make a beautiful man. In the interest of full disclosure, in fact, I would definitely be attracted to myself.
But now, to answer the age-old question: Do men or women have better orgasms?
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[31 May 2010|01:06am] |
I feel vaguely like I'm in a clan of hunter-gatherers, and the hunters just came home from a successful raid, swinging their clubs and bringing home the brontosaurus steaks. Would you all like those medium rare, or well-done?
No bones left unbroken, not a single cell bar left standing?
( Sharon )
( Scott )
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[03 May 2010|06:40pm] |
I'll be defecting to UCLA's Anderson School of Management later this year. Some of you can visit me when I own half the world and drink wine out of diamond glasses. I'll be buying Europe and Asia, but you're all very welcome to colonize Antarctica without me.
( Cordelia. )
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[07 Apr 2010|06:41pm] |
( PRIVATE TO SHARON. )
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( PRIVATE TO BOOBY. )
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I feel like pouring out a drink or fifty; it's going to be an incredibly long end of semester, complete with not writing my thesis, not finishing business school applications, and not worrying about not being able to graduate.
I'm technically not finished with USC yet, but I refuse to keep my gloating to myself for another month.
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[21 Jun 2009|11:13pm] |
The microwave is a needlessly complicated invention, and If the microwave is somehow primed to explode tonight, I tried to fix Don't ever try Vito's; the food would only be palatable to someone with their tongue removed.
( PRIVATE TO SCOTT )
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( PRIVATE TO MONET )
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[03 Apr 2009|10:42pm] |
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You're all so exceptionally popular with my economics class.
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[15 Nov 2008|03:54am] |
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As usual, the significance of any sort of warning message from this convertible is a mystery to me. Does anyone have the mechanical savvy to guide me out of car trouble hell?
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[23 Oct 2008|02:53pm] |
Everything I own should have a bloody implanted homing device.
If anyone on this network goes to USC and finds a blue three-ring peppered with business jargon on the second floor of the Roy P. Crocker Business Library, I'm Emma Frost, and the paper I wrote for tomorrow was wedged into one of the pockets. Please drop me a comment once you've found it, and I'll see what I can scrounge up for a reward.
Somehow, I'd subscribed to the idiotic notion that nothing else could possibly go wrong this week.
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